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Friday, April 30, 2004
Higher Math SFGate columnist Mark Morford asks 11 Hard Questions For Bush :: The First question involves some tricky math-- Mr. President, if a train leaves San Francisco at 10 am carrying 1,000 happily gay happily married couples and travels at 85 mph for three hours, while at the very same moment a train departs Crawford, Texas, loaded with 2,000 vaguely miserable Christian fundamentalists and nail-wearing fanatics of "The Passion of the Christ" and travels in exactly the opposite direction at 65 mph for the same amount of time, at what point will almost every single fundamentalist secretly wish s/he could be the towel boy for the hot-tub parties on the other train?Can Dubya handle it? Stay tuned. Unless Ashcroft turns the internet off. Or google bans your sassy ass.
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