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Thursday, November 11, 2004
Amend the Contstitution :: The Parton Alert Dolly Parton's Planned Breast Reduction Surgery Prompts Red State Crisis Country icon Dolly Parton's plans for a breast reduction surgery plunged the nation's Red states into a crisis today as heartbroken Southern Americans struggled with the painful news. ...... "We were worried something like this might happen if John Kerry were elected, but now its happened anyway," said an angry Mable Robinson of Salem, Alabama, "you can bet I'll be expecting something from President Bush to stop this." .................... Sources say political director Karl Rove is working with Attorney General John Ashcroft on a Constitutional Amendment barring Parton from having the surgery, but there are some complications. Link 
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